Reblog this if I can vent to you? Like completely skip all the awkwardness and just start talking to you.
(Source: askboxmemes, via 0verdose-on-you)
The season of leg shaving is upon us.
John Mayer (via hefuckin)
Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive."
(Source: eatsleepjohnmayer, via imnotsorryanymore)
Listen here, you little shit…
Saturn was NOT a single lady.
"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."
you should not hit dogs
'my elephant likes to eat penis.'
we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at
a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened